AA: The Aaron Altmans

Infield: Alex Arias (1992-2002) played mostly shortstop in his big-league career but he’ll start at third base on this team. He played very well for the Cubs in a short trial at the end of the 1993 season and then got traded to the Marlins, with whom he won a World Series title in 1997. In the NLDS that year, Arias went 1-for-1. In the NLCS, he went 1-for-1. Then, in the World Series, he spoiled his 1.000 postseason average by going 0-for-1. He was a slap hitter who rarely struck out. Second baseman Alexi Amarista (2011- ) is a Venezuelan utility player who had a fine career in the minors but hasn't hit in the majors. He did steal 12 bases in 13 attempts for the Padres in 2014. Shortstop Alf Anderson (1941-46) played 126 games for the Pirates, mostly during World War II when there was a shortage of quality players. He was a minor-league batting champ but never hit anything in the bigs. He eventually got drafted and was a teammate of Ted Williams on a Navy team. Alex Avila (2009- ) is really a catcher, but he has logged more than 100 innings at first base, and that's where he will start on this team. (The only other A.A.s to play first base were Andy Abad, who batted .095, and Andy Allison, who batted .163.) Avila made the All-Star Game and got some AL MVP votes in 2011, but he has struggled ever since. Still, he's got a little power and he draws some walks, and he's not Andy Abad.

Outfield: Center fielder Alfredo Amezaga (2002-11) was a journeyman utility guy who ran reasonably well, made good contact and played solid defense. In mid-career, the Marlins gave him a starting job for three seasons, in which his batting averages were .260, .263 and .264, so we’ll give him credit for consistency. Right fielder Abraham Almonte (2013- ) is a 5-foot-9, 205-pound bulldog who hasn't been able to earn a starting position. He's got some pop in his bat, but he strikes out too much.  Left fielder Art Allison (1871-76), whose middle name was Algernon, batted .254 while playing for several different teams in the prehistoric National Association. Allison later worked for a government printing office in Washington and was killed in 1916 when he was hit by a truck while crossing a D.C. street in a blizzard.

Catcher: Alan Ashby (1973-89) came up with Cleveland, was the primary catcher for the expansion Blue Jays, and spent a decade with the Houston Astros. He wasn’t a great hitter, but he was consistent and he plugged along to more than 1,000 hits. Ashby caught three no-hitters with the Astros (Ken Forsch, Nolan Ryan and Mike Scott). While with the Blue Jays, he was given the nickname “Buns” because the ladies in the office thought he had a nice butt; he apparently tried to leave that nickname behind (no pun intended) when he left Toronto, but his teammates in Houston learned of it and decided to keep it alive as a private joke.

Rotation: Andy Ashby (1991-2004), no relation to his catcher, had a career record of 98-110, mostly for San Diego. If you take away three miserable years with Philadelphia – two at the start of his career, and one in mid-career – his record improves to 92-95, and his ERA drops from 4.12 to 3.90. He was a pretty good pitcher, with good control, and he appeared in two All-Star Games. Not bad for a guy who was signed as an undrafted free agent. Lefty Allan Anderson (1986-91) led the American League in earned-run average in 1988. He went 16-9 with a 2.45 ERA that season at age 24, but you had to wonder what to make of that record, since he struck out only 83 batters in 202 innings. He was the epitome of a pitch-to-contact guy: He walked very few batters, but he gave up a lot of hits. His ERA went up to 3.80 the following year, and then to 4.53 and then to 4.96, and then he was finished at age 27. Al Atkinson (1884-87) went 51-51 for three different teams in a couple of very early leagues. This was in the period when pitchers worked very heavy loads. He had a record of 20-26 as a rookie, and he went 25-7 in his next-to-last season. Lefty Al Aber (1950-57) won 24 games for the Indians and the Tigers, splitting time between the rotation and the pen. Andrew Albers (2013- ) is a Canadian lefty who came up with Minnesota in 2013. In his first two starts, he worked 17 1/3 innings, giving up six hits and no runs. That didn't last, and he ended the season 2-5 with a 4.05 ERA. He has mostly been in the minors since, along with a year in Korea and some time in independent ball. But, wow, those first two starts were good.

Bullpen: Here lies the strength of this roster. Ace Adams (1941-46) will work as the team’s closer, in part because of his name. And, no, that’s a nickname. His parents named him “Ace.” Pitching before the advent of the modern-day closer, he nonetheless led the NL in games finished for four straight seasons and had 49 career saves (figured retroactively). He spent his entire career with the New York Giants, coming to the majors at age 31 and emerging as a relief workhorse during World War II when strong arms were hard to come by. When the real players came back from the war, Adams jumped to the Mexican League and was blacklisted from returning to the majors. If Adams falters, we will turn to Antonio Alfonseca (1997-2007), who had 129 career saves, including a league-leading 45 for the Marlins in 2000. Truth is, his ERAs were never all that good for a closer, and he put too many runners on base. He was a subject of some fascination because he had six fingers on each hand (see photo), although the sixth finger was just a little stub on the other side of the pinkie and he was never able to use it to put any kind of unique spin on the ball. He reportedly also had six toes on each foot, but since he didn’t pitch barefoot, we can’t confirm that detail. Al Alburquerque (2011- ) is a flame-throwing set-up man who averaged 13 strikeouts per nine innings over his first three seasons for the Detroit Tigers. That rate has slowed quite a bit since then, but he is still a pretty solid pitcher. His name is so long that it almost forms a complete circle on the back of his uniform. Alfredo Aceves (2008-14) pitched mainly as a set-up man. In his one season as a closer, he saved 25 games for the Red Sox in 2012 but also posted an ERA of 5.36. He had a career record of 31-16 with a 3.83 ERA. Lefty Armando Almanza (1999-2005) went 14-13, mostly with the Marlins. He was on Florida’s championship team in 2003, though he had a 6.08 ERA and did not appear in the World Series. A.J. Achter (2014- ) has been up and down with the Twins and Angels and has pitched alright, with a 3.92 career ERA. Austin Adams (2014- ) showed some promise in the minors but has yet to establish himself with any degree of effectiveness in the majors. (The arrival of Achter and Adams takes a roster spot away from the immortal Al Autry (1976), who made one appearance in the majors, starting a game for the miserable 1976 Braves when they had to play three straight doubleheaders. He pitched five innings, gave up three runs and got the victory. The attendance in Atlanta that day was 970. Much to his surprise, he never pitched again in the majors, which he attributes to the fact - we are not making this up - that he angered manager Dave Bristol with a sarcastic comment about a teammate’s wild pickoff throw.)

Bench: Infielder Angel Aragon (1914-17) was a Cuban immigrant who batted .118 in 32 games for the Yankees. Outfielders Aaron Altherr (2014- ) and Arismendy Alcantra (2014- ) both have a little pop and run OK. Neither one has earned a starting spot in the majors, but either one of them could still press for some starting time in the A.A. team's subpar outfield. Catcher Andy Allanson (1986-95) will allow Alex Avila to stay at first base pretty much full time. Allanson was a lousy hitter (.240 with no walks, no power and no speed). But we like the idea of confusing the other teams by occasionally starting the battery of Allan Anderson and Andy Allanson. Andy Allison (1872) batted .163, but he gets the last roster spot here so he can room with his brother Art.

Manager: No A.A. has ever managed in the majors, but Alan Ashby managed in the minors for three years and spent a year as the bullpen coach for the Houston Astros. That experience will make him the de facto player-manager on this roster.

AB: The Antonio Banderases

Infield: Aaron Boone (1997-2009) spent most of his career at third base but will move to first (where he played more than 100 games) on this roster. Boone – grandson of Ray, son of Bob, brother of Bret – hit 126 regular season home runs in his career, but he will always be remembered for one he hit in the postseason: the walk-off shot he hit off Boston’s Tim Wakefield in the 11th inning of Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS. Boone moves to first to accommodate third baseman Adrian Beltre (1998- )  is well on his way not only to the Hall of Fame, but to recognition as one of the great third basemen of all time. He was a good power hitter from the time he arrived with the Dodgers at age 19, but he broke loose for 48 home runs in 2004, the walk year of his contract. That led to a big free agent deal in Seattle, where he played well but was perceived as a disappointment because he didn’t hit 40-plus home runs again. He had a big year for the Red Sox in 2010 to revive his career. He is a Gold Glove defender with a good bat, and he has a very strange superstitious aversion to anyone touching his head. Seriously. Touch this man's scalp at your own risk.
 Second baseman Alan Bannister (1974-85) was a utility guy who played all over the field as needed. He wasn’t a great hitter, but he wasn’t bad either – a decent average, walked as often as he struck out, ran well. He was a useful player who bounced around five teams and generally helped them. Shortstop Al Bridwell (1905-15) was a slap hitter who earned his niche in baseball history as the guy who hit the would-be single that was turned into a fielder’s choice by Fred Merkle’s infamous baserunning gaffe that cost the New York Giants the 1908 pennant. (If you’re not familiar with the play, simply google “Merkle’s Boner,” or look up that phrase on Wikipedia. Don’t worry – it’s “work-safe.”) As an added bonus here, Mike's friend Megan was doing some home repair following some storm damage, and when she took down a piece of an attic wall, she saw a small face looking back at her. It was an Al Bridwell baseball card from 1909. True story.

Outfield: Left fielder Albert Belle (1989-2000) was one of the best hitters of his generation, but his career was cut short by a hip injury and his sensational production was constantly overshadowed by his violent temper. He was originally known by his childhood nickname Joey, but after several controversial incidents and a stint in alcohol rehab, he re-emerged using his given name, Albert, as a symbol of his fresh start. It got his career back on track, but sobriety did little to tame his volcanic temper, and his career was a long-running battle with media, fans, opponents, teammates and young trick-or-treaters. He was suspended after he was caught using a corked bat, and he was fined when he decked an opposing infielder with a vicious elbow to the face in the middle of the basepath. His wrath was not limited to the baseball diamond – on Halloween 1995 he was arrested after he jumped in his vehicle and tried to run down some kids who had egged his house. He finished his career at .295/.369/.564 with 381 home runs despite retiring at age 33. He is the only player in history to have 50 doubles and 50 home runs in the same season. Belle drove in 100-plus runs in each of his last nine seasons, and between 1992-98 he averaged 126 RBI; that total would be pushed even higher if you extrapolate his astonishing 1994 totals (101 RBI in 106 games) to account for the season-ending lockout. Center fielder Al Bumbry (1972-85) did a two-year tour of duty in Vietnam, winning a Bronze Star, before returning to baseball in 1972 and winning Rookie of the Year in 1972 when he batted .337 for the Orioles. He was very fast, a solid contact hitter and a good defensive outfielder. Right fielder Al Burch (1906-11) was a slap hitter with a little speed who spent most of his career in Brooklyn. Near the end of the 1906 season, in a game against the Boston Beaneaters, Burch came to bat against Happy Jack Cameron, a guy who had washed out as an outfielder and was attempting to hang on in the majors as a reliever. Burch rifled a line drive back up the middle that hit Cameron’s head with such force that it ricocheted back on the fly to the catcher, who caught it and doubled the runner off first base, one of the odder 1-2-3 double plays in history.

Catcher: Al Bool (1928-31) was a fine minor-league hitter who got a few trials in the majors in his early 30s.

Rotation: Andy Benes (1989-2002) was the first overall pick in the 1988 draft, taken by San Diego out of the University of Evansville. He went on to win 155 games and struck out 2,000 batters, mostly for San Diego and St. Louis. A.J. Burnett (1999-2015) had a similar career to Andy Benes, a solid starter who never quite became an ace. He was a top prospect in the Mets organization before he was traded to the Marlins. He pitched a no-hitter in 2001, had Tommy John surgery two years later and continued to plug away. He finished with 164 victories and 2,513 strikeouts. Lefty Addison Brennan (1910-18) had a couple of good years for the Phillies, highlighted by 14 wins and a 2.37 ERA in 1913. Alan Benes (1995-2003) won 29 games in his career, almost half of them when he went 13-10 for the Cardinals in 1996. He is the brother of Andy Benes; their other brother, Adam, qualifies for the team with his initials but never made it to the majors. Al Benton (1934-52) was a swingman who won 98 games in his career, mostly for the Tigers. He also had a season in which he led the league in retroactive saves.

Bullpen: Closer Armando Benitez (1994-2008) was a flame-thrower who saved 289 games and struck out almost 11 batters per nine innings over the course of his career. Andrew Bailey (2009- ) was AL Rookie of the Year in 2009 and followed up with a fine second season. For his first two seasons he had 51 saves, a 1.70 ERA, and in 132 innings he has 133 strikeouts and just 37 walks. He's a  heck of a pitcher when he is healthy, but he is rarely healthy. Lefty Al Brazle (1943-54) started out as a swingman and then transitioned into a full-time reliever for the Cardinals. When saves were retroactively figured, it was determined that Brazle led the NL in both 1952 and ’53. He won 97 games in his career and saved 60. Andrew Brown (2006-08) is a 6-foot-6 righty who had a fine minor-league career and pitched reasonably well in the bigs before running out of steam. Antonio Bastardo (2009- ) is a young lefty fireballer whose name, when said in a deep and guttural tone, is every bit as intimidating as his fastball. Ambiorix Burgos (2005-07) had a live arm, a great name, and no control. Aaron Barrett (2015- ) is a big, strapping righty who has worked 90 innings for the Nationals and strikes out almost 11 batters per nine innings.

Bench: Infielder Angel Berroa (2001-09) had an outstanding rookie season in 2003, batting .287 with 17 home runs and 21 steals, winning the AL Rookie of the Year Award. He also struck out 100 times and walked just 29 times, and that was a portent of things to come. Berroa’s career went straight downhill after his rookie season. Outfielder Andrew Benintendi (2016- ) was a high draft pick out of Arkansas who shot through the Red Sox' farm system and then made a big impression as a 22-year-old rookie at the end of the 2016 season. He is young, but he appears to be at the start of a very promising career. Let's just say he's got his sites set on Al Burch's starting job on this roster. Adrian Brown (1997-2006) was a slap-hitting outfielder for the Pirates. Infielder Art Butler (1911-16) was born Arthur Bouthillier but shortened his name to make it simpler. He was a .300 hitter in a long minor-league career but just a spart part in the majors. Backup catcher Austin Barnes (2015- ) has hit .180 in limited time, but his minor-league record suggests he is better than that.

Manager: There has never been an A.B. manager in the major leagues, but Al Bumbry spent many years coaching for the Red Sox, Orioles and Indians.